Silly Limericks 2
There once stood a dog on the ledge,
Tired of peeing on the same hedge,
He lifted his leg,
Went elsewhere instead,
And almost fell off the edge.
Kidz Menu >> Kids Poems >> Bees Need to Eat Bees Need to Eat A swarm of bees attacked my head, Which then got swollen and turned red. And as I stood there wondering why, I tripped on a chair and scuffed my thigh. I stumbled back up and rose above The sad little bees afraid of love. I watched the queen attack a dove, Put on a glove and gave her a shove. The queen was mad, so she attacked. I fell back down and sprained my back, Which hurt my foot as I spilled my snack. Now the only meal I have to eat Becomes bee food under my feet.