A spoon ran away with the fork.
All his friends told him she's a dork.
But still they got married;
Across the threshold he carried
Her to a meal made of pork.
Turns out the pig was delicious, Perhaps even somewhat nutritious. His belly bounced like jelly, At the deli with Kelly. A friend until hunger made her vicious. Next Pig Poem
A butcher turned the pig into pork. His wife was expecting a stork Low and behold She stepped in mold And the swine was stuffed with cork. Next Pig Poem